My New Website

With a book, page 40 is always the same.
But the internet fidgets and won’t stay still:
It challenges me with crashes and scares -
Computer fifty: Mary nil.

Whose voice is this on my very own site?
It sounds like Eric the Red, not me.
I am digitally launched in search of grapes
In a cockleshell boat on a cosmic sea!

But my site is clear and easy to read,
It does what it says, its buttons are nifty.
I glimpse the grail o’er the wine-dark sea –
Computer nil and Mary fifty!